study on the ground floor

to engage in oral sex.

A: So, what's Bryan up to tonight?
B: I think he's gonna study on the ground floor.
A: Yeah, that's what's up! I always knew that guy was an open book.

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One-Floor Whore

n. A person (usually obese) who is too lazy to use the stairs and gets on the elevator just to go up or down one floor thus wasting everyone else's time in the elevator.

Sorry I'm late meeting you for lunch, I was stuck in the elevator for 5 minutes by a gaggle of one-floor whores.

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floor pie

Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.

What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.

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Family Floor Style

The process of "preparing" food by dropping it on the floor before consumption.
Unlike the five second rule, there is no time limit for when the food may be eaten and contact with the floor is intended to improve the flavor and over all eating experience. Also, while it may appear that the food has been accidentally dropped, people who enjoy a family floor style meal insist the dropping is deliberate.

"I like my bologna sandwiches made family floor style. That's why I dropped it on purpose."

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blood on the dance floor

a good song by micheal jackson not the gay band. if you like this band then you should kys

me: oh my! blood on the dance floor is the best!

a gay: the band?
me: no, the micheal jackson song!

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cutting room floor

An term used to define parts of a movie or TV show that do not make it into the final product.

There are various reasons a scene might be 'cut'. Time constraints, the producers feeling it doesen't fit or simply not liking the scene for various reasons.

Sometimes releases of a movie are made with cut scenes inserted.

They had a great scene in this movie where the main character comes to terms with his past. Unfortunatly, it didn't make it past the cutting room floor.

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Lay on the floor with dogs

A reference made to positioning yourself around an unsavory character or seedy person will certainly lead you down a harmful and descructive path.

If my Daddy knew how much I hung out with ole' Ralph, he'd have certainly said, "Son, if you continue to lay on the floor with dogs, you're gonna get fleas and ticks!"

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