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The Foot Pocket: A practice, art, or profession, in which an individual (with or without a sock, no shoes allowed) aims to insert their foot into another individuals pocket (often a friend or on rare occasions, a random victim).
Noun: A foot pocket
Adjective: That pocket looks "foot pocketed"
Polypocket: When an individual successfully penetrates both pockets of their victim. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone, impressive to say the least.
Pocketee: The one being foot-pocketed (the victim in most cases).
Pocketer: The one pocketing their victim.
" My friend Quincy was wearing saggy sweatpants. My foot, bear, moist, drenched with fluids of bodily origins, and shaking with anticipation for the soon to be penetration, found its rightful home within the sagginess of Quincys steamy pocket. I have now completed a verified The Foot Pocket."
"Earlier today I was at a friends house, or so I thought... This friend, who ill call Anthony, invited me over for a celebratory smoke sesh. As I touched my lips to the head of the bong, in the corner of my eye, I noticed what seemed to be a white, glimmering, hobbit-like foot towering over my torso. All of a sudden, my left pocket was invaded by a monstrously un-socked and moist foot. Anthony then said 'HAHA you got foot pocketed'... At this moment, I knew what I had to do. Revenge was inevitable, and so, mid-bong rip I turned towards Anthony with his foot still buried in my pocket and prepared to foot-pocket him back. It was at this moment when I rotated my legs towards his and to distract him from the counterattack, blew a plume of smoke into his face. This assured my plan of attack, allowing me to launch my right foot at his left pocket. As my foot approached his pocket, he noticed and tried to defend by grabbing my leg, but I was too strong. We tumbled and turned as I struggled to insert my foot. But when I looked up at his pocket, there was my foot, toes deep into his pocket. It wasn't enough. So I used every last bit of strength to push my foot further, and further, into his pocket. We were now intertwined in a mutual foot pocket situation, and I completed The Foot Pocket."
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An attraction to a set of the most admirable womens feet.
Brian Sr: Did you see Samantha's feet the other day?
Bruce Jr: No, why would i look at her feet?
Brian Sr: Well after seeing them in flip flop's ive determined ive got a FOOT FETISH.
Bruce Jr: Eww dude thats sick
Brian Sr: No way dude id totally stick my dick between her luscious soles and cum all over her toes!
Bruce Jr: That's kind of weird but I guess to each is own.
Brian Sr: Shes like the Pamela Anderson of the foot world bro, toes of a goddess.
-Brian Sr.
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When a man doesn't wash his feet for a week and shoves his foot into the bitches pussy. Maaaaan.
"Dude I totally troll footed Kevin's mom last night"
"Maaaaan why you gotta be troll footing my mom?"
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Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.
Guy 1: Hey man, why are you rubbing your foot?
Guy 2: I was just standing by the kitchen counter looking at my phone, and suddenly my foot went numb.
Guy 1: Ah, another case of 'phone foot'.
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A name given to male soccer players by American football players indicating the fact that football is for men and soccer is for women and europeans
1: Hey looks at that soccer player over there
2: No he's a foot fairy
1: what's a foot fairy?
2: a guy who prefers soccer over the real football-american
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Noun- commonly known as Jeff Mittendorf. A Big foot usually has big feet, plays WoW (World of Warcraft) all day,smokes weed, and is a Nintendo fan. A Big foot can usually be found in the southern part of Alaska. A Big foot also usually has a sister that is a whore. A Big foot is usually looking depressed because he can't get a girlfriend. Sincerely: Ryan :
OMG! Big foot goes to my school? Why diddent anyone tell me?...wait...is he stoned right now?
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when hoes wear ridiculous heels, drink too much, and have more than moderate difficulty walking, usually resulting in unsightly blisters and lacerations to the cankles and feet
Poor girl, she ain't been able to walk right since last weekend on account of club foot.
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