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The best place on the face of the muhfuckin Earth.
"This is the best fucking place on Earth."
a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
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Contrary to what most n00bs tell you, the UEG, not the UNSC is the main human government in the Halo games. Bungie doesn't talk about them much, but they appear to be a democracy lead by a board of leaders, one from each nation on earth. They are an evolution of the U.N, and for that reason, never seem to get anything done. The UNSC is the UEG's military branch, along with the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI) as their intelligence agency and the Colonial Military Administration acting a defensive force for the colonies, much like the modern day U.S National Guard. The UEG uses a currency called Credits, and has an enormous budget, seeing as how there are about 30 Billion taxpayers (prior to first contact at Harvest in 2525). Most of that budget goes toward colonization efforts, while another large portion goes to the UNSC, because those fancy ships like the Pillar of Autumn ain't cheap.
"The UEG are liars. We're next!"-A random civilian on earth
"The Unified Earth Government will protect you. Yeah right"-another civilian
The Warthog is the workhorse of the Unified Earth Government (UEG) armed forces.
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a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple
Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.
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The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
Song from Steven Universe look it up
Is there anything that's worth more than peace and love on the planet Earth
Someone who finds out the truth about are planet, and then is never seen again
Gary:What, its all earth?
Steve:Always has been.