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The worst video game made in human history. Somehow it got popular because of the fact that you can shoot stuff. Con artists and clickbaiters such as Ali-A make a living off this. Why cannot people actually play original games? Now everyone is doing a stupid dance from Fortnite and replicating things from Fortnite and mainly taking about FORTNITE.
' Oh my gosh I just won at Fortnite! This is the best thing that has happened in the entirety of my life! I shall now purchase more virtual money to buy an imaginary outfit. '
There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
A way to stay a virgin for life
He plays Fortnite. What a virgin
A dead pile of shit to any over the age of 11
Jimmy why in the fuck are you playing fortnite get of that dead shit now
A game that no one fucking shuts up about
Person 1: "Are you playing Fortnite?"
Person 2:"No. Im playing pubg."
Person 1:"Play Fortnite then"
Person 2:"(sigh) ReEeEeEeEeE