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When a girl starts making fox sounds when she is getting penetrated.
I gave dick to Josephine so good that she turned into a dirty fox.
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When you are on the prowl but you don't want to say you are on the prowl.
The fox snuck up behind me - I wasn't even fox hunting.
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Elyar Fox is a 16 year old musician on YouTube. He was in a band called Just Me Again. He's from London. His YouTube channel is eldoode.
Elyar Fox will be my husband.
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The act of planting an overweight bitch up the shitter, and then proceeding to wipe your shit covered dick all over her passed-out friends face.
After he finished planting jumbo sally up the cornhole,,he went out to the loungeroom and gave danielle a Matt Fox.
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a skinny hot babe , who has decent acting skills ( they aren't the best not by far), you might know her, when she acted along shia labeouf in the first transformers movies . people may say the only way she made it was able to become an a-lister is because of her looks , and i dont disagree , not one bit , just look at her full lips , slim figure , goreous eyes , and FLAWLESS skin , she is stunning . ( all them other definitions is from insecure hoes )
" do you know megan fox ? "
" oh you mean the hot girl in the first transformers movie ? her acting wasn't that good "
" so , she's like totally hot "
" Yeah , she's a total babe , i wouldnt be surprised if that was her main reason on becoming an a-lister , especially in this society when your physical appearance can be imperative , on how you are perceived .
" exactly, it wouldn't be hard i mean look at her "
" i totally agree , i would take one look at her and hire her on the spot "
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Can't even Balance their Weathermen!
meteorologist
After reviewing your webcast late yesterday afternoon I felt well convinced that Howard your "Chief" meteorologist on fox news Tampa local 13 showed no real chance of rain after the giant high pressure moved in and pushed everything East overnight. I ride a motorcycle and usually do not go by one forecast. However, listening to what he claimed on the webcast late yesterday that the pattern was going to go back to no real shot of rain and yesterday was the real last chance we would have of seeing any near the West Coast for the next four days at least. I question... Was or is it worth your time to put this totally wrong forecast into production. Also how can two of your weathermen have such different forecasts. It is one of your Fox weathermen on the radio station that my girlfriend listens too and he indeed had a 100% different forecast as of yesterday afternoon. Unfortunately we did not discuss the weather until I was on my bike on the day with what HOWARD said had ZERO chance of producing rain ... much less possible SEVERE STORMS. Fair and balanced ? Your own weather guys aren't even balanced. Are they?
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