Friend Soulmate

Like a best friend, but different. A friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. Just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. They will arrange secret meetings with you, but not in a "tea time" way. In an "anything fucking goes in our world cause we're bout that life" kind of way. You can have unlimited besties if you choose to live that way, but friend soulmates? Limited quantity. Treat that with respect. And bring Velvet Hot Chocolate as a pick me up to make sure this person knows you love them.

"Sarah is turning 21 today and I have to do make it count because we're friend soulmates."

"If you both love: laughing, talking, Audrey Hepburn, sass and class... you might be friend soulmates."

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Just a friend

What the stupid model calls Marinette. COME ON STOP FRIEND ZONING HER.

Idk I just wanna let you know wtf is wrong with Adrien agreste. sHouLd iNclUde tHe wOrD bEinG dEfinED. Just a friend

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best friends

A best friend is someone you could not live without, always has your back and you can talk about anything to. Someone to keep your secrets and you can be yourself around.

Ali and Emily are best friends

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friend lust

A passionate or overmastering desire to become friends with someone despite the circumstances that prevent this friendship from ensuing.

1. Dawg, I totally have friend lust over Ian, but what kind of senior would approach a freshman?!

2. I have bad friend lust for Shanelle, but it would be way too awkward for me to randomly talk to her!

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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.

Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now

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friend sex

(noun) An agreed to arrangement between two friends regarding a sexual relationship between them that is clandestine, occasional, situational and beneficial to both. occurring as a result of multiple factors. Either person may/may not have a significant other. The friendship remains, but has potential to become enhanced and strengthened if the exchange is mutually fulfilling and pleasurable, but could become complex or even strained if the arrangement doesn’t go as expected.

Shocked by what she’d heard Shannon said, “I’m seeing someone, Nikki”, thinking this idea of ‘friend sex’ to be strange. Nikki countered “I know this, and as a friend I’d do anything you needed me to, as a friend I love you, the last thing I’m wanting to do is ruin our friendship with dating. Leave all that uncertainty, jealousy, and all the other shit behind with who you’re seeing. Fuck all that. I know my place. I also know that sometimes maybe people aren’t always #1, aren’t always appreciated as they should, are even lonely though they are ‘seeing someone’, I understand that too, sister, and that’s what I’m talking about. Top secret sex stuff, just us involved, take it whenever and however you need it. Touch, pleasure, physical gratification, special, anything you say, attention, you first, secret. Anytime, whenever you say. You get it?? I’m no runway model but they’ve come a long way now with light switches so you could just turn the lights down, close your eyes, give in and I promise you that you will get my best as I make you feel like the only woman in the world. Then I’ll work you and your body over (and over) in such a way to inspire you to actively participate in such an intimacy so that in such times together, flesh on flesh connected, all alone and close you wish to please as you are being pleased. Then when the time is up for then, if you’ve been pretending….just run with that idea and around the rest of the world pretend like it never happened”.

pest friend

Like a bestfriend but all they do is annoy you & and are very hard to get rid of. Unfortunately bug spray will not work on these large beasties.

I'm sure we've all proberly had one of these....Pest friends, or stil do?AAAAahhgGGGRRhhrr. I got a call from my pest friend... to chew my ear off.