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we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.
Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.
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Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy
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Shortened version of "pick me up and give me a fuck", which is a popular medicare insurance company operating in North America
TV ad (with woman singing lighty and its really hard to tell what she's actually saying):
pick me fuck
you know you want to
pick me up and give me a fuck
America's choice of healthcare
This is signaling to the other person in the vc that they are kinda free and they just got boxed in ur trap, When you say this the other person has no choice to show there butthole and shove a medal rod in there penis and jerk off on camera, He's also signaling to you that your gay and you must obey that person and all times, You are now there bitch, To avoid this leave the vc if they start to say this.
nigger nigger faggo- *Leaves VC to avoid*
nigger nigger faggot sex whore, hop on crim faggot and fuck me. *other person* Yes daddy I will fuck you and show my penis on camera and shove a medal rod in my cock and show my butthole and jerk off for you, I will always obey you master!
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A sexual act where a man or woman collects semen/ejaculate in their hand and proceeds to splatter said ejaculate on their partner in similar fashion to color festival activities
Woman: Baby i want you to pull out and color me fucked
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Phrase meant to convey an extreme level of self centeredness
Usually in a survival of the fittest type scenario.
Can be used as a synonym for "Every Man for Himself".
Also used to convey complete selfishness and utter disregard for the welfare of ones fellowman.
Ideology of the Republican Party.
Can be abbreviated to FEBM for brevity's sake when posting online.
Guy 1: "Hey man, our ship just hit an iceberg and now we're sinking. Theres not enough lifeboats for everyone aboard the ship."
Guy 2: (While pushing Guy 1 out of his way)
" FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!"
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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.
thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"
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