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Fudge Bandit

An insult one uses jokingly towards his mate who is a homosexual

“James you fudge bandit stop fucking around and come on call”

by TT040302 November 08, 2020


Fudge stuffing

The act of doing anal with someone while they are trying to take a shit.

"Bro I was fudge stuffing this girl it felt so wierd." -Phill

by Hamborgar December 28, 2019


Fudge Dandy

A homosexual man, unwilling to come out, yet who willingly demonstrates a strong effeminate vibe via his expressions, dress, hand gestures, musical choices, and mannerisms. It’s thought these exaggerated motions are in response to his constant repression of his true self.

My gaydar is off the charts whenever Jeff comes around, when is that queen coming out of the closet? Pfft, that fudge dandy might as well be early Elton John.

by bigcoalshovel November 19, 2019


Fudge Gloves

When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.

Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves

by SemtexJack August 18, 2018


NANTUCKET FUDGE

When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:

THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!

Dude what’s that smell?”

Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”

by MartyKnucks October 12, 2022


Fudge waffles

Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.

Can also be used as an adjective.

1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"

2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"

3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."

by Marvin the Amputee June 08, 2015


fudge packer

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.

If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.

by Fearman November 02, 2007