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Google Prison

Virtual imprisonment for high-level criminals, due to the facts published online about their frauds, scams and other malfeasance. (Term invented by Catherine Austin Fitts, former FHA Secretary under George Bush Sr.)

He was never indicted or convicted, but even his great grandkids will know what a scumball he was. He'll be in Google prison forever.

by Virtual Agency August 28, 2005

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Google nerd

1. Someone who is astoundingly familiar with the workings of various Google products and services, and tells all of their friends about the such products.

2. Someone who uses various Google products and services way too much to be considered normal. Products used include but are not limited to- Google Earth, Google Scholar, Google News (a personalized home/news page is a must for a Google nerd), Google Maps, Google Calendar, Google Books, Google Video, Google Talk and Google Catalogs.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see I emailed you a Google voice message about how I saw my house on Google Maps and then found a corresponding satellite image on Google Earth? I tried to talk to you on Google talk, but I was too busy looking through articles on Google Scholar and Google News while reconfiguring my Google Desktop and adjusting my Google Calendar to pay attention when you responded. You also should check out this sweet video of our Spanish project that I put up on Google Video."

Person 2: "You are such a Google nerd"

by Google Fiend December 19, 2006

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Google Fanboy

A person who believes that all Google products subside any other form of technology. They are mentally convinced that all Apple products are inferior to any Google product. They think that everything about Google screams hipster. They are convinced that Google is the nicest company. They are extremely annoying as they troll every video or post that glorifies an Apple product.

GFB: I hate IOS! It's so un-useful. And it's so unorganized! The only people that like iPhones are hipsters and old people!
A(Apple)FB: Why do you hate everything? You're such a Google Fanboy!

by Chixlegs101 August 25, 2012

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Book Google

When you look something up in a book

My internet out so I had to go down to the library and book google it.

by Mersbers December 1, 2011

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To the Google Machine

a term someone uses to say look it up on google, but in a more cool way.

Jim-Bob: Who is Santa Christ?
Von Hohenheim: To the Google Machine!

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds December 8, 2010

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Google fine

So fine she is worthy of a Google image search.

Damn Carmen Electra is google fine!

by Lunchbox the Fire Crotch October 28, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Google Classroom

A program that teachers use to post assignments for students. All students hate it until their school switches to schoology. After that everyone loves google classroom again.

Person 1: "I hate google classroom"
Principle: "We are switching to schoology"

Person 1: "I love google classroom and miss it so much, can we bring it back."

by Squiffer_Attack October 13, 2020

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