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While band geeks may seem like freaks, if you get into their "circle of friends" you will find that...
a) They have possibly the hottest orgies ever.
b) They have more sex than most of the jocks.
c) They have hot orgies on the two hour bus rides every saturday.
d) A lot of the girls are bisexual.
Not to be confused with orch dorks. Band geeks are way hotter. Orch dorks are inferior to band geeks. Plus they don't have the hot orgies like we do.
Omg that chick has sex every saturday with the tuba player! I wish I was a band geek...
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The act of disguising to others the fact that one is a geek, nerd, dork, or any other group under the classification of loser, usually for the purpose of making friends or getting pussy.
Common usage usually dictates that the loser keeping Geek Incognito is at a party or other function with many normal people around, such as a gym, strip club, etc.
Geek Incognito is a common technique among Engineering majors.
Dude, quit talking about quantum physics or you'll lose your Geek Incognito! Somebody get me another beer!
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One who is not only a geek, but is also at least mildly interested in cars.
JoeError put a computer in his car to control the stereo, what a speed geek.
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An attempt by an individual to defend overt jumps in logic made by film-makers and authors in science fiction and fantasy movies or books. To go beyond what is obvious (or semi-obvious) to the average move-goer or book-reader to defend what was poor planning on the part of the creator. Be it anachronisms, poor research or cheap shortcuts to move a plot along. Geeks are FAMOUS for coming up with excuses as to why something in a favored movie was not self-evident to one of its critics. Some twisty "clever" explanation outside of what is available in the actual film is the geeks explanation. Usually some thought that a character was having about the situation, or some magical math that's only available in the sci-fi world in which the genre occurs.
Astrophysicist: A parsec is a measure of space and not time, so how could Han Solo have "made the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs"? It makes no sense!
Geek Logician: You see Kessel runners had to deposit smuggled spice shipments in between freighters traveling at a fixed speed, so that the shorter distance covered by said freighters during a Run was regarded as bragging rights.
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a geek that is far more geeky then normal. does things that take a lot more work for no reason just because it is "cool"
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a geek punk is a new steriotypical genre, usually one who dosent want to be emo/goth or anything like that.
they usually listen to any kind of rock music, nintendo t-shirts, have belt buckles in the shape of a vintage games console controller, and wear either baggy jeans, camo trousers or staright leg jeans.
they cant call me emo, cos im a geek punk
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a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.
"She's a real mollusk-geek!", "Yeah, can't pry her out of that shell! Bor-ing!"
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