German Rocher

The sexual act of smothering your testicles with your own feces, and then proceeding to have your partner suck on said testicles.

Guy #1: Man, did i have a great time with your sister last night!

Guy#2: Oh yeah? What did y'all do?

Guy#1: Well things got heated and i have her some German Rocher.

Guy#2: F*@k YOU!

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German Fury

1.A term used in World War I, the interwar era and World War II, to describe German fighting or the populous.
2.An attack in Overwatch used by the character Reinhardt
3.The process of fucking or getting fucked by a German.

My boyfriend Franz gave me his German Fury.

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german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

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german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

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German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

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German Oven

The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.

Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"

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East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.

Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.

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