When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room
“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”
When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time
“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”
Balls that look like a shopping bag with two frozen turkeys in it
Do you see that mans balls of glory. I'm both impressed and worried.
Glory Scars (ˈglôrē skärz)
noun
1. Healed wounds or enduring marks acquired by an individual who has triumphed over or survived significant adversities, symbolizing their victory and resilience.
2. Scars retained as emblems of honor, often akin to souvenirs, commemorating a courageous journey through considerable challenges.
3. Visible or psychological remnants indicative of one’s perseverance and tenacity in overcoming substantial trials and tribulations.
4. Marks that embody extraordinary strength, courage, bravery, and the spirit of sacrifice, each telling a story of past struggles faced and conquered.
5. Enduring symbols of one’s exceptional achievements and the high esteem in which they are held, regarded as relics of greatness.
6. In a business context, a metaphor for the experience and growth resulting from navigating and surmounting the trials inherent in entrepreneurial endeavors.
Origin:
Early 21st century; from the combination of glory, from the Old French “glorie,” meaning fame or renown, derived from Latin “gloria,” and scars, from Old English “scear,” related to Old Norse “skarð,” meaning a notch or a gap.
The entrepreneur’s journey was marked by numerous glory scars, each one a testament to the battles endured and the milestones achieved on the path to forging a successful enterprise.
After years of dedication and facing numerous setbacks, the founder viewed the hardships not as blemishes but as glory scars, each one representing a lesson learned on the path to success.
Someone puts in all the hard work and somebody else comes in at the end and takes all the credit.
My boss is a glory bolt
a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina
: was she fit?
:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her
Someone who steals your thunder
Person 1: “ugh John started talking about himself when I mentioned how excited I am of my accomplishment”
Person 2: “jeez, what a glory guzzler@