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goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

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goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'

Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


double goose

This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.

"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."

by Herbage SMoker July 12, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose honkin

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter

My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now

by jarebear69 July 26, 2007

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Goose tape

When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.

Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!

by Sherry Garrison July 25, 2008

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Goose Honk

(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass

1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"

by stickyfingaz69 May 6, 2010

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goose bomb

A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.

I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.

by Jackoff Smirnoff January 14, 2010

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