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This is a prank 2 people play on one guy. One guy stands in back of the victim and one stands in front. The guy in back starts by pokeing the victim in the bum hole, the victims response is to squeeze his butt cheeks togeather, which exposes his balls from the front. The person in front now gently whoops the victim's balls, causing great pain. The whole jist of it is to hurt the dude's nuts in a funny way.
"Did you see how bad we double goosed Bob, he fell right the fuck over, hahahaha."
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A goose bomb is the needle like projectile that commonly falls from a gooses ass, in a full flock during full V-formation. They are light as rain, or can weigh up to 10 lbs.
I had to dodge goose bombs while my friends were being torn apart by them, as the mother goose flew overhead. The schoolhouse where I saught shelter crumbled underneath the savage poo.
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when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter
My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now
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When Duct tape is used to seal cracks.
Dude, there's no water getting in through the rusted floor board of my car, I've got it Goose taped real tight!
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(1) The act of placing your thumb and forefinger on someone's buttocks and squeezing.
(2) Pinching someone's ass
1: "Will you please quit Goose Honking me?!"
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when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!
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To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.
"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"
"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"
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