put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

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a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it

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every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

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Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.

If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.

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I'd let him fuck my daughter

A phrase used to describe a stand up man who is attractive and has a grade A personality. Someone who, as a father, you would be thrilled to hear has sex with your daughter regularly with the hopes that he passes down his magnificent genes to your future grandchildren.

Person A: Did you hear about Jason? He's starting a multi-million dollar business while running a non-profit organization that adopts stray and disabled animals.
Person B: man, I'd let him fuck my daughter in a heartbeat!

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broke him down like a shotgun

: Prison slang for someone who, bends forward for anal sex. Usually nonconsensual.

Yeah, that new white boy over in C block, we wuz the only two in the shower and I "broke him down like a shotgun."

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thinks the sun rises to hear him crow

When someone is too full of themselfs
Almost like the saying "the cats meow"
Mostly used by southerners

He's so full of himself he thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.