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When a homosexual steals all the piss for himself at a gay orgy.
"I was such a piss hog at the orgy, I think I drank over 32 gallons"
A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.
Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.
u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.
When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.
Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "
By way of example: If there are eight slides of pizza for four people (each person getting two slices of pizza in a fair world), a food hog would be the person that ends up eating more than his or her fair share of food. In this case, this would be more than two slices of pizza, eaten with intent and greed, but as important, without the consent of others sharing in.
"Rick two an extra slice of pizza. Someone is going to end up with one less slice of pizza. Rick is such a food hog.
A food hog is a person who hogs and constantly eats food
She is a food hog because she always eats