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Someone who constantly while dating a boy/girl must kiss the other person at all times and gives no space.
"That kid chris is such a lip hog, I can't go anywhere without him wanting to kiss me."
Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.
"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"
"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"
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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."
"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."
A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)
HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!
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Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit
That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!
A bad friend who would rather have a scar then help his team!
Man B goes for every supply drop he’s such a loot hog
Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.
When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.
When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.
Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."
Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."
Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "