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The divine act of simultaneously penetrating all three orifices of a female companion, i.e. cock in vadge, finger up arse and tongue in mouth.
I gave Helen the holy trinity the other day.
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Holy Roller was a derogatory expression for the classical Pentecostals who believed in dancing for joy with the Holy Spirit. The people who made up the expression were just rumor mongers who actually believed that Pentecostals actually rolled in the floor until they got holy. Some people misspell "Pentecostal" as Pentacostal.
If he is a Jesus Believing Pentecostal, he must also be a holy roller.
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A term for kickass marijuana, specific to members of the Church of Tina Chopp, whose primary sacrament and devotion is repeated sacrifice of the "Holy Vegetable."
Do you smoke the Holy Vegetable? You do? Praise Tina!
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Referring to the Canadian Progressive Rock trio Rush.
"The Holy Trinity is playing a one night only show in the valley."
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having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?
Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
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1. an expression of awe/reverence when bearing witness to something awe/reverence-inspiring
similar expressions:
Oh my lord!
Holy Toledo!
Jiminy Crickets!
2. an expression of awe/reverence when finding out that some Mexican beans have received a priest's blessing
3. an expression of alarm when one sees Mexican beans that have been left in the fridge too long and have gone spookily moldy, and thusly, an apt double entendre
4. a pronouncement of alarm when one's guts start to gurgle violently after eating at a Mexican fast food restaurant and the need to get to a toilet immediately is forcefully recognized; also an apt double entendre, and/or, possibly a reference to the spiritual/daemonic/food-poisoning nature of frijoles recently eaten at said Mexican fast food restaurant
1.(a) Holy frijoles! That cruise ship is huge!
(b) I went up to ask the boss for a raise and, holy frijoles(!), he asked me to sit in the executive council!
2. These are not just ordinary frijoles, my friend, the good Father has blessed them for this Thanksgiving's food drive for the poor and needy -- they are "holy frijoles!"
3. Holy frijoles(!), these frijoles look like some kid's forgotten science experiment!
4. Holy frijoles!!! I shouldn't have had so many of those reheated ground beef & bean purée tacos from __(Mexican fast food restaurant name here)__ . If I don't get my ass to a toilet right NOW I'm going to shit myself!!! Aaaaauuggggghhhh!!!!!
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An exclamation in place of holy sh*t.
Holy SHIP! No one told ME there was a pop quiz today!!!
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