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How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!

How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

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How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

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How's your penis?

Greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he's doing, how life is treating him.

"Hey, it's good to see you. I haven't seen you in a while. How's your penis?"

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how bout no scott

used when somebody is being exceptionally stupid.

scott: yo, ya mum
jon: how bout no scott

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How you doing

How you doing

- Joey Tribbiani from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Girl: hey
Boy: how you doing

Girl: 🤤

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how you feel

When you get roasted or say something dumb they are basically saying "how stupid do you feel" or "well you feel dumb dont you"

Me: The answers 10
You: No, it's 26
Teacher and class: It's 10
Me: Ohhhhh, how you feel

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