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Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 3, 2015


Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 23, 2018


Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both

“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”

by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021


Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 27, 2021


Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.

When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.

by spokdayt March 29, 2009


human cumtipede

A gay orgy party with a bunch of dudes lining up and sticking their dicks forming a shape like a centipede.

Quan:'Me and some of my guy friends did the human cumtipede, pretty dank.'
Sharkisha:'What the fuck.'

by urbanhobolube April 4, 2016


human kind

human kind is retarded

abandon all hope

by it's all poopie from here on out May 20, 2004

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