I'm a Model

1.) To be extremely gorgeous.
2.) Saying used sarcastically when someone is ugly, or fat.
3.) To be used at the end of almost every sentence.

1.) That girls is so beautiful. She must say "I'm a model" everyday.
2.) Oh jeeze, this picture is so ugly. "I'm a model!"
3.)"dude, WTF were you thinking?" "I'm a model!"

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I'm gone

I'm Gone: v; to leave, depart

Also known as; I'm heading out. I'm out. I'm dipping. Sayonara.

"Bro, you've heard that new rumor about you? They say you're gay."

"I'm gone, bro." *Disappears*

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I'm Fine

Your automated response to "How are you"?

George Carlin mockingly said, "How are you - I'm Fine.
'No! you are not fine. Your HAIR is FINE!!"

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I'm Done

I was so fucking Done So I came here and found someone like me.

I'm Done

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i'm a beast!

Beast, a man which is beastly. Opposite of baby.

Geez, I'm a beast!
Geez, you just got owned what a beast!

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I'm easy

Saying to someone that you go easy on them when having sex.

Person 1: Please dont do it too hard, you might pop my Cherry

Person 2: I'm easy m8.

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I'm Gay

The words no father ever wants to hear

Son: Hey dad...
Dad: Yes son?
Son: I think I'm gay...
...
Dad: Leave.

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