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When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.
Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.
Because being Retarded didn't make your life shitty enough, You decided to help morons do extremely simple tasks.
Hey my computer isn't working
You should go see the IT Support guy
Doesn't he have a name?
No i don't think so
Phrase used by British football fans against people who do not live close to the vicinity of the location of the team that they support. Normally used as a way to gatekeep club support by implying fans who live locally are better supporters than foreign fans.
Guy 1: I'm a Liverpool fan from India and I've been supporting them for 10 years. I wake up very early every matchweek to catch all the games, buy all the memorabilia and I am saving up to travel to Liverpool to watch a game at Anfield, it's my lifelong dream and I love the club.
Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la
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one of the baddest bitches you will ever meet. one of the only guys who can treat a female right and one of the only females who aren't triflin hoes . genuine people who believe in equal rights and are very educated.
oh theyre a biden supporter? she must be well educated
Someone who...
1) Can vote.
2) Really hates Trump.
3) Still blames Trump for anything that goes wrong, even if it was out of everyone's control.
Person 1: "I voted blue last election."
Person 2: "So you're a Biden supporter?"
Person 1: "Well, we needed to get Trump out of office of course!"
Person 2: "I understand that, but what's something you like about Biden or his policies?"
Person 1: "...who's Biden?"
When your charger can't keep up with your phone.
"Can I borrow your charger?"
"Don't you have one?"
"Nah, I've just got life support."