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Air Help

The act of helping another person through way of hand gestures and staring, not physically being useful.

Don't worry, Dacie will Air Help.

by Chrispy Chicken June 21, 2020


A cry for help

You had better hope not.

Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023


Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.

Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook

by punrigby November 22, 2021


Woman help

When you're moving a large object, and the other person kind of just touches the other end without actually lifting, or putting their hands close to the object as if trying to somehow move it with their mind.

Gee, thanks for the woman help...I think I got it from here...

by ';ljm';jm';j';j';k' October 10, 2015


/help

how noobs ask for help

person 1: /help

/?

/h

/..... oh wait this is Skyrim, that doesn't work here

by isdylanok November 10, 2022


I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023


help bones

Money given to someone to help them out of a jam. Typically given to a person who never has money.

I'm so tired of giving my family help bones. Why can't one of them get a job already!

by Boxcar Ira December 29, 2016