The Wooden Spoon

Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.

"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"

Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"

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"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

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Reverse Spooning

The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.

Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.

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Spoon Dick

A penis without girth yet contains a massive head.

I loved him but his spoon dick was like being fucked by a troll.

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sex on a spoon

an attractive person

phwoar she's sex on a spoon

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spoon sisters

Two girls that are friends but engage in oral sex with each other; female "butt buddies".

Gosh, those two are together so much, they have to be spoon sisters.

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Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

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