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Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.
John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!
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1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).
2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!
Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?
Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?
Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty
“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”
the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation
By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.
To Kill yourself
Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"
Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
Self liberation and instigation is what some who claim to be female's liberators are really better at than most things they're doing.
The girl was thought to be a liberators of many, but was actually a self liberator when you got down to it. She was an introvert thought to be an extravert, and she was self-serving but thought to be selfless.
To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.
I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.