Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die

Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?

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irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off

i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial

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Irish Chav

The Irish version or the British Chav which is very much different. Those that listen to Trance,Dance and other music of those genres. Usually known as "wannabee knackers" and like to think of any other styles as being incorrect. Usually smoke cigerettes,take drugs and get drunk whenever they can. Wear shellsuits and "NIKE AIR" runners. May not be found wearing Burburry like The British Chav but it is optional. Usually found in any part of Ireland.

Irish Chav: "oui.! wah you lookin ah.? I'll Bate Your Fayce.!"

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irish cream

Irish cream, aka: semen, sperm, cum, man milk, slut syrup, baby gravy, jizz etc etc.

Another way of saying cum.

"Holy shit man I feel a bit off, think I swilled too much irish cream last night at the gay bar."

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Irish Peel

While hitting it from behind (or when the female is on top) you peel her butt cheeks apart for MAXIMUM PEN!

Last night when I was pummeling Bojangles' vag, I devastated her by performing an Irish Peel!

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Irish Wristwatch

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*

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Irish Salute

The act of giving the finger to anyone who has pissed you off.

That asshole cut me off so I gave him an Irish Salute

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