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Jo-Mary

A wonderful, beautiful, and caring young woman. An amazingly unique person to have around. Fun, wise, funny, cute, witty, easy to get along with, envied by many bitches, wanted by many guys, and hated without even trying. A motherly/big sister figure. Cares a lot and loves hard. Very outgoing, yet very shy at the same time. Sporty, yet sexy as fuck. Mature for her age. Always there for anyone. Great at giving advice and helping others. Gives with no expectations of getting back. Multi-talented and never gives up. Very competitive, yet shows great sportsmanship. A leader without trying. A beautifully humble piece of art both inside and out. Definitely one of a kind.,

Jo-Mary is such a sweetheart

by Chicken dust November 22, 2021


jo momma

yo momma is dead n her coochie is really stanky

jo momma is a hoe

by Jaylen Gun December 7, 2023


jo momma

Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.

'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.

Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.

by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022


kasie jo

Usually super hot, funny but not that bright. Usually has their belly button pierced and a flat stomach

Did you see kasie jo today? She looked super hot

by Ss Xoxo January 10, 2018


hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs April 6, 2018


Jo Jo siwa

Jo Jo siwa is a baddie who writes sogs and has a youtube channel SHE ALSO SPEAKS WAY TO FAST

"hi are you jo jo siwa i am a big fan"

JoJo siwa: "JKSDHFHFKDHDFDGHSKYHUSGDUKSHFGHSHJFHGKFGKHFSHJDSFJH"
"huh"

"do you like jo jo siwa"
"OMG NOOO SHE HAS TURNED IN TO A WIRED BRATTY GIRL I MISS BOOMARAG"

by Jo Jo siwa 12345678910 April 15, 2024


Toni jo

A fucking bitch

Person: you see her she's such a toni jo

by ELCOCO January 30, 2020