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(adj) something that was once cool but has become so popular it's now uncool.
Dude: My mom just added me on Facebook! She barely knows how to use a computer.
Friend: I know, Facebook is so mom jeans.
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Fashionable clothing that looks ridiculous on boys, as everyone will realize when the fashion dies.
The boys who wear them don't care how stupid they'll look on pictures of their younger selves when they're older, since they won't have children to be laughed at by, because their skinny jeans made them sterile.
What do skinny jeans even have pockets for?
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when you sit down and are wearing jeans your zipper thing will stick out. this is called a jean penis. or jean peen.
person 1: don't wear those, they give you a major jean penis when you sit.
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Denim trousers exhibiting residue of ejaculate.
Don't sit under the blacklight, man! Your protein jeans are showing!
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“Look at that girl with white jeans! She totally digs anal”
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A pretty gay new trend in jeans for emos and preps. I suppose it's now "cool" to suffocate your ankles. They're simply jeans that are tight around your calfs and ankles. The only time they're okay is on hot boys and people that actually make their own style out of them. On these people they look pretty steezy, but they are usually only worn by mindless conformists and emo kids. A lot of people think that fat people shouldn't wear skinny jeans, but I don't think they look that bad on them as long as they are proportioned in the right way.
Minless conformist: OMG, I bought these awesome new skinny jeans at Pac Sun yesterday! I got them because everybody has them and I do what they do because I have no personality!
Emo Kid: I got these skinny jeans at Hot Topic yesterday. They're pretty emo, like my soul.
Me: Please die.
I would never be caught dead in skinny jeans.
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