a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
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Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
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The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!
Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!
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A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
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My Babygirl. the love of my life.Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!
yo thats my girlfriend Jessica Seeley over there the really sexy one with the nose ring
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The most caring and loving person, she is not loyal and has lots of pimples sheβs out of this world and you will never find someone like her
Jessica your a snake
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