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jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.

Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?

by reese November 25, 2004

66πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


jessica simpson

a freshly turned out whore.

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

64πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Simpson

stupid byotch, plain and simple.

Is it chicken or tuna..?

by loooorrnadoonnne June 18, 2005

49πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

171πŸ‘ 184πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Alba

A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.

Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.

by the.marionette March 4, 2008

142πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


Jessica Seeley

My Babygirl. the love of my life.Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!

yo thats my girlfriend Jessica Seeley over there the really sexy one with the nose ring

by carl lama with two hats April 29, 2010

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Jessica

The most caring and loving person, she is not loyal and has lots of pimples she’s out of this world and you will never find someone like her

Jessica your a snake

by Hm kelskementjskisjwnenz January 12, 2018

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