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A bitch who can't hold a relationship for longer than two weeks. Juan is also incredibly short, and extremely unathletic.
Juan, although nice, needs to stop facetiming girls who don't like him back and get on playstation.
Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!
Why are you being such a Juan?
The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.
Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).
Juan is a tall amazing beautiful model like puerto rican man, He’s sweet and charming and lovessss to get his girlfriend chipotle, He has amazing music taste and amazing hair. If you have yourself a Juan do not let him go.
Random: Yo have you seen that Juan guy around school
Taylor:HELL YEAH I NEED HIM IN ME ASAP
Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES