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def: (v.) The action of watching a movie you payed for in a theater then, after the movie is done, walk into another theater without paying.
Friend: Hey, those are the people that sat next to us in the 2012 theater room. Why are they going into the New Moon theater?
You: They're probably movie-jumping. Lets go follow them. Shirtless guys here we come.
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When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.
I was late for work so I made Stacy do the ho-jump when she leaves.
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The sport that only very cool or stupid people do that involves running and then jumping of the side of a cliff or object. After having a wild fall downwards the person pulls their parachute hoping that it opens. If not they die.
<some boy> hey girl did you see steve on the news?
<some girl>no, what happened?
<some boy> he went to argentina and died base jumping
<some girl>ahh, i told him to zig when he thought he should zag
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(v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on a post or status update.
Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me like that, I thought we were friends.
Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last week.
Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?
Drake: Just comment jump them!
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This is a manoeuvre where a girl is lying face down on a bed, naked, with a ceiling fan above. A naked man is hanging from the said ceiling fan while it is on.
The fan must rotate at least 3 times and then the man must let go such that he lands on top of the woman with his dick rapidly penetrating her poo chute on landing.
In South America, a certain family is famous for pioneering the sexual techniuqe known as "jump of the tiger".
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when you run and jump in the air and fart in someones face and run
robbie ran past jenny and gave her the jump and fart.
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Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.
Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!
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