junk juice

juice to drank to get ya junk swoll.

i drank dis juice it was grape and it got my junk swoll.... it must have been dat "junk juice"

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suck my junk

Actual definition means to order oral sex boy to girl. However mostly used to tell someone to go away for show disagreement with a view or as a retaliation to an insult.

Jerry: 'Man you're a twat'
Keith: 'Suck my Junk'

Zack:'Suck my junk bitch'
Kelly:'Hell no Zack'

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Junk in her Trunk

to put ones junk (penis) into another persons trunk (ass)

Male 1: Dude, i totally wanted to do her in the ass, but she said she didnt want my junk in her trunk.

Male 2: That sucks man.

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boost my junk

The feeling you get after being complimented

2Chainz: Yu know yu fine right
2Necklaces: Yu just boost my junk

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Junk Yard Cooter

An overused, rancid and smelly whore that needs constant stroking and feels the world owes her red carpets and royal capes, never thinking that her own sloppy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

When she finished spouting her grandeurous illusions, the musty scent of lingering junk yard cooter filled the air.

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suck my junk

a)take a guess
b)the best cs clan ever

a)Hey ho, why don't you suck my junk
b)SMJ roxors the mixor.

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bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.