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Moose Knuckle

The male version of camel toe.
When your balls show through your tight clothing

Me: Aw man check out that douchebag's skinny jeans.
Chad: Yeah I can totally see his balls.
Me: Gross... Moose Knuckle...

by TMiller November 3, 2009

120๐Ÿ‘ 184๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose knuckle

Male version of a camel toe.
The man camel toe occurs when a guy wears pants that are too tight around the crotch. The pants are also called nut huggers.

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by Ty55 August 12, 2011

93๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


knuckle sandwich

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich. If you start with the backhand and follow up with forehand it's called a "reverse knuckle sandwich" or an "upside down knuckle sandwich". The standard knuckle sandwich is served with the right hand, a left handed knuckle sandwich is sometimes called a "lynx knuckle sandwich".

When hitting the face it is always a good idea to use an open fist. The risk for injury and jail time is less, and it is quite effective. Save the closed fist for the torso.

The bitch needed a good slapping so she served up a couple of hot knuckle sandwiches.

by knucklemeister December 14, 2005

44๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


knuckle pudding

Excessive ejaculant located on the extreme appendages, usually generated by masterbation

"Mike got a good stroke on, but left alot of Knuckle pudding on his shirt"

by David Mawhinney September 9, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moose Knuckle

the male version of the more common camel toe. (see camel toe)

Did you see how tight his jeans were? Man...you could see his nasty ass moose knuckle.

by mafarja February 4, 2010

95๐Ÿ‘ 151๐Ÿ‘Ž


crusty knuckles

A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.

As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


knuckle wash

1. This practice is done for breeding horses. It is the act of lightly scrubing a horses labia with a sterile solution using the knuckles on your hand.

2. The act of pleasuring a woman with your hands.

1. "This mare is ripe for breeding, but first we'd better do a quick knuckle wash. F'shizzle my Nizzle"

2. "The ho really enjoyed the knuckle wash I gave her. F'shizzle my Nizzle"

by Casper_21532 November 18, 2005

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž