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telling things to other people easily even when the person told you not to say anything about it.
L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!
A game programming term, referring to creating lighting for a game, that won't be changed for the duration of the game
Yesterday I spent 5 hours baking lights
The distance light travels in 1,000 years, or 1 millennium.
1,000 light years is 1 light millennium. The Milky Way Galaxy is 100 light millenniums in diameter.
signals the transaction of a drug deal.
"Let's Flash the Lights, so the drug dealer will know we're ready to make a deal."
Gob: Now, we wait.
George Michael: How long?
Gob: Who knows? An hour ... maybe five.
Derek: Drug delivery. You wanted some marijuana?
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The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.
car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?
A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident
I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.
Someone who is extremely bipolar
One second she was laughing and the next she was smacking someone. Not just anyone can strobe light like that.
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