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When you have been playing video games for too long and your legs feel numb and woozy when you try to walk.
I've been gaming too much today; I have gamer's legs.
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When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!
"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"
"haha, look at her pork legs"
Somebody named Little Mo was born with a defective leg. He is more formally known as “Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg”
“You’ve been smoochin’ with everybody, Al, Snuffy, Leo, Little Mo with the Gimpy Leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.”
When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.
Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.
"Cornetto legs" describe an unfortunate female leg shape. They are very fat/wide at the hip/thigh and taper alarmingly to tiny ankles and feet. They are not 'cankles', but are without a dainty knee as such. If the lady in question is wearing fishnet stockings, then the image is complete.
FYI: Cornettos are a cheap yet delicious ice-cream sold in the UK. They are basically conical in shape, tapering to a point, which is filled with chocolate.
Cheryl Cole has it all. A gay boyfriend, a $3 million contract for some lame US TV show and hideous Cornetto legs.
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When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"
Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
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When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.
A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?
B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.
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