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The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.
The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
friend 1: wow look at that fag
friend 2: oh shit i thought lewis quills was just a pussy
friend 1: well he's both
James lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is also a snobby rich guy who sponges off his parents wealth.
Girl; “do you know James lewis?”
Boy; “oh yeah, he tried shagging my mrs and my mates mrs, he’s a right cunt”
James Lewis is the type of person to shag his best mates mrs… He is the root of all jokes and his cock is very small.
Boy; “Do you know James lewis?”
Girl; “Oh yes he’s a right weird guy, he tries sleeping with me even though I have a boyfriend… want to fuck?”
Alexander Roland-Lewis is a very hot man that gets everyone following him around for his autograph. He is even hotter than shrek and is the memes lord
Dang that dude must be Alexander Roland-Lewis
A man who thinks he is solid but has 1000 belly rolls that cover his penis. He is incapable of walking due to his saggy boobs dragging along the floor.
Will Lewis is a nob