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A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in
South Ozone Park.
Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.
A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
A chink who lives in keelings in Cindy. He has a Mrs but doesn't talk to her cos she is 7 years old and has better things to do like play fortnite
If Hailey and Lincoln are dating there the best couple on the entire world and are an amazing couple and they love eachother so much
Omg did you see Hailey And Lincoln there the best couple I’ve ever seen
Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.
Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes
The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.
Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.
The act of having an ego that is unjustifiably large
"John says he can impregnate women through osmosis"
"Yeah, I know....dude's always going Lincoln"