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juli and london

The cutest Silliest people alive And they are so silly They are the best....hashtag JULI AND LONDON!!! forEVA

juli and london are so SILLY!!

by sillygirlsyndrome March 1, 2023


London the country

Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview

“Name youre three top favorite country’s”

Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!

Tehe London the Country was born

by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020


Back in London

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.

Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.

by NotPexbo May 6, 2017


South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023


Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023


mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 23, 2016


lost here in london

to be caught up in your head or overwhelmed by your thoughts

"are you okay, man?"

"yeah, i'm just lost here in london."

by hold on till may June 29, 2016