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A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women
"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"
"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"
"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"
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a group of "snacks" in one setting
my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine
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An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.
Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?
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the situation calls for two guys and one girl, as one guy gives her anal she's giving the other guy a rim job.
man, you me and janie should get some subway machine going later on.
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1. (n., archaic) A synonym for a white-noise generator.
2. (n.) A sleeping surface used by musicians, writers and other broke-ass twenty-somethings consisting of whatever blankets, cushions and pillows (no mattress) they can afford stuffed into a pile in the corner of a room of their apartment, as they are unable to afford a bed.
1. I can only sleep when you're gone if the sleep machine is set to waterfall, Rico.
2. Well, it's 5 AM and I've done nothing productive, time to crawl into the sleep machine and be depressed until I fall unconscious.
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oh this is roadrunner twilights top uploader
oh no a rain of torrents, thats right its the uploading machine, roadrunner must be uploading again, no1 else uploads like that
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Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun
My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!
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