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Some dickhead excuse to give your girlfriend grief.
Person 1: Oh, what you getting all up in my face for?
Person 2: You wouldn't understand, it's a male pride fing.
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One of the seven wonders of the world, revered as the most useless thing ever. It's not nearly as hot when a male nipple becomes hard as when a female nipple becomes hard.
"Check out Mike, he has some nice male nipples. I wouldn't lick them though."
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A male that submits to the girlfriend he just so happens to have.
Mark is such a beta male, he started to doze off because his girlfriend started scratching his head.
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1. The (male) leader of a pack, usually earned his place through instilling fear in others. The pack is usually smarter than the alpha male, but is more afraid to have him as an enemy than a friend. Through evolution, however, the original alpha male behavior is becoming different; what was once fear of the leader himself, has now become fear of whatever the alpha male considers a threat to him. Despite the rank or power the alpha male may achieve through his methods in society, it is still a primitive role to have, due to the selfish nature of his life. Rest assured, if the pack ever had the chance, they would probably remove his role from their society without hesitation.
2. The dudes that pick who they want on their shitty teams in gym class. Arch nemesis of the nerd-people.
1. President Bush is an alpha male, if you know what I mean.
2. Greg, the alpha male, picked Scott for his dodgeball team; everyone thinks it's because Scott is well-built, but really Greg is just a closet homosexual and will jerk off to a picture he has of Scott when he gets home. He will then watch Sex in the City and drink cranberry juice.
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the term alpha male comes from a study on wolves that was proven false by the author so it's really a bunch of dumb guys who watches femenist wreckt compilations on youtube and they are most likeley around the age of 14-17
he claims to be an "alpha male" what a dumbass
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A man who is obsessed with trying to convince everyone around him that he is an alpha male. Beta males are the most violent and aggressive of all men. Prisons are filled with beta males. A true alpha male never needs to convince anyone, doesn't care if he is one, and might not even know it. The genuine admiration and respect that a man receives from other men, due to his good character, intelligence, and leadership, is what makes an alpha male. Beta males will never attain alpha status by demeaning other men. Women who are attracted to beta males share the same poor character and low self esteem.
beta male: "do you want me to go beat up that creepy guy that keeps trying to talk to you?"
woman: "sure"
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