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Michael

When people first meet him they think he's gay

When I first met Michael I thought he was gay

by GaryOak March 3, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

Michael is an all-around great guy. He can come across as an asshole to people who don't understand his sense of humor, but most people see past that. Michael is a man of comedy and charm, and can woo any girl with a few well-spoken words.
Michael can be shy, and keeps his deepest secrets locked away from even his friends. But if you end up dating him, you'll never regret it. Any day with Michael is like a year of comedy entertainment.

Never let him go if you have him in your grasp. You'll regret it for years to come.

Have you heard about Michael? He's hilarious!
Yeah Michael is the funniest guy I know.

by AshesToAshes DustToDust November 22, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

An absolute asshole who thinks heโ€™s the shit. The only things he can say are that youโ€™re โ€œgayโ€, a โ€œfaggotโ€ and that youโ€™re โ€œbeing racistโ€. Heโ€™s also the leader of his own cult.

โ€œDo you see Michael over there? Yeah, there he is with The Cult again. Theyโ€™re probably gonna cuc those girls again today.โ€

by TheCultCucer February 18, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

An extremely loyal student... a bit too loyal at times. Michael will not break ANY rules, even small pointless ones, or he'll sleep with a bad conscious. Extremely nerdy and annoying. He's usually the most hated in school.

"Oh fuck, here comes Michael, quick hide your notebook!"

"Michael, can I help you with loading your film into your camera?"
"No, that's cheating, I have to learn from my mistakes, even though it'll take me the whole class period and we won't get to move on"

by PaleGoldLizard October 16, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

Normally a lanky guy, killer body and can be moody at times, he's currently in love with some boom chick called Robyn. Someone who has a short temper.

"pulling a michael" meaning getting stressed out soo easily..
"sandiford's stressing'' meaning someone get angry..

by Don Robbo April 29, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect. WARNING: He might go for your balls. if he does call this number...
346-5634! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things!

Radio:"JUMP ON IT!"
Michael:*humpin the chair! Humpin the chair*

by ryhdrthrthrthrth February 5, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Michael

Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.

"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"

by Reereeree December 30, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž