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Sketch level midnight

The highest degree of a sketchy situation.

" Lets jump off the roof"!
" Dude. That's sketch level midnight"

by NEGROHERO January 2, 2012


midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating

Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter

by TheWightDude June 16, 2017


Midnight sword fight

When two guys sleep in a single bed together.

"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?

"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"

"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"

by Shower Fart September 10, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


the midnight meat train

a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.

"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."

by BIGMARVAND BRANHAM June 24, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


the duck quacks at midnight

Oh, it will.

The duck quacks at midnight.

by Maeve R April 18, 2004

55๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


midnight bird bath

when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.

"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"

by four on the floor September 21, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midnight Lotto Ticket

Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.

This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.

by KRock Radio March 23, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž