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Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating
Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter
Dangerous mood that originally only occurred at midnight, but has now evolved to affect the human brain and soul at any time during the day. Be aware, it is dangerous. You might get stuck in either a beautiful, euphoric, melancholic, angry, breathtaking, or all of the above and more, mood that might cause your ideas and thoughts to completely take over your body. Be cautious, midnight mood™ might lead to amazing things, such as you finding true happiness, but it also might result in you ending up at a train station somewhere at 4am in Australia writing fanfics about your own characters and dancing to songs that are playing in your head. But maybe that’s your dream?
catsruletheworld: The midnight mood™ is starting to kick in
scentaurx: I know, right! I feel invincible... but also confused
When two guys sleep in a single bed together.
"Yo jet, where did you and Ricky sleep last night?
"Well his top bunk bed was broke, so he slept in the bottom bed with me, but nothing happened"
"Fag. There is no need for a midnight sword fight"
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a misconception of something dirty, its accually a movie staring Leon Kauffman, released august 7 2008.
"Hey wanna watch the midnight meat train"
"Yea what kind of porno is it"
"its not a porno its a movie staring Leon Kauffman."
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when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.
"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"
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Ejaculating on a woman's back while she sleeps in your bed, so that it hardens overnight, and the only way she can remove it the next day is by scratching it off with a quarter.
This chick passed out in my bed before we could do anything, so I gave her a midnight lotto ticket.
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