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The milk man is your friend. He has been neglected for all too long. He served you well for many a years and was replaced my shoprite and gas stations. He can only sit at home and not delived milk for so long. He will become angered one day and you will all be sorry for putting him out of his fulfilling job.
The milk man is fuckin pissed.
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a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
Check out the new Milk Maid porno I got.
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The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.
"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."
First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats
Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat
A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.
"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."