minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

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yao ming

the sound a cat makes when it flies through a wood chipper

mmbuzzzzzzzz YAO - MINGgggg!!!!!

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ming it up

started after yao ming came to the United States and became a god. this saying is a way of showing that you are going to do something badass.

im gonna ming it up later on

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Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

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Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

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Minge Whinge

The crying and mood swings of a woman at 'that time of the month'

Friend - "why are you crying? Has something happened?"
Girl on period - "No, I am just having a minge whinge."

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minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

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