snugg monkey

a person who's body you can't get close enough to your own to satisfy. you hugg and snugg, it feels so perfect. you know that this is the person that completes the puzzle. someone you could definitely spend the rest of your life with. adam.

I can't wait to get home to my Snugg Monkey.

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trained monkey

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

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artic monkeys

tottallly chill band, one of the best indie rock bands and one of the most well known. popular songs flouresent adolecent.AWSOME!!!!! yet not that well known.
Alex Turner
Jamie Cook
Nick O'Malley
Matt Helders<<<band memebers

Kid1:I lovee all music soo much i have the best play list?
Kid2: so what type of music do you like ?
Kid1:Britany spears,you?
Kid2:oh im into indierock,artic monkeys is a cool band
kid1:whatss indie rock? ..why havnt i herd them on kiss 108
Kid: maybe cause you bought your entire playlist off itunes most popular catagorie mainstreem bitch

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monkey bread

Sweet food made from baking pieces of biscuits after covering them with cinnamon/sugar mix and then baked iin a bunt pan.

"I even made you a plate, soul food, know how Granny do it
Monkey bread on the side, know how the family do it" - Kanye West

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Duck Monkey

A being of infinite jest, better known for preying upon the souls of unexpecting occupants of a haunted house.

"Duck Monkey, why must you kill?"

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Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

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jizz monkey

A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well...

Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'

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