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Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.
Cracked out slut.
Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.
Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?
Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!
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jeremy: i dont have a monster truck so i leaving the group
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The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n
Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.
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when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
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A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
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Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.
She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.
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The act of inserting the index and middle fingers into the vaginal opening, and the middle and pinky fingers into the anus, or vice-versa. This is similar to the "shocker," but adds an operative finger. It is also called the "spock."
The Milwaukee Monster was adapted from the famous "Live Long and Prosper" hand signal from the Star Trek series. Legend has it that the origin of the name was when a friend was explaining the move, and the listenener misheard "Live Long and Prosper" as "Milwaukee Monster." The speaker agreed that this was a better name, and thus the current name.
The other night, Greg gave me the Milwaukee Monster
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