a person of low repute that is only interested in his/her mundane position in the workplace, seeking to maintain the status-quo by oppressing other, more talented and charismatic workers
'watch your backs at work today guys, the muddy rats are out and hungry for excuses to make your lives miserable!'
verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.
When you fuck a chick in the ass and you pull it out and it got shit on it.
“After fucking my wife's ass I pulled out and realized I had been given a Muddy Sword”
A dick that's just been inside of a butt without a condom and hasn't been washed yet.
Guy one: "Dude, did she go ass-to-mouth?"
Guy two: "Yeah man."
Guy one: "Oh gross, I can't believe she'd just put a Muddy Mole in her mouth like that."
When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.
“Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”
Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.