wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

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furry muff

it is a more humerus way of saying, "fair enough"

"i cant run around playing soccer because my leg is sore"

"furry muff"

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Muff Buffer

A lesbian. Muff being slang for vagina in some parts of the English speaking world.

Sadly for some Muff Buffers, all men are the enemy.

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Dirty Muff

when you haven't shaven or cleaned your vagina for a while and its dirty.

i have a dirty muff, havent shaven my vagina in a while
needs a wash.

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muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

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Muff Cabbage

The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!

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muff puff

When a females pubic region is covered in thick "puffy" pubic hair and derives pleasure from another individual slapping her pubic and vagina region with their hand and/or object in order to achieve excitement. This in effect makes the muff puffy.

Hey Johnny, did you know your ex-girlfriend Cindy likes getting gaped open and muff puffed while screwing?

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