Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.

When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!

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bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

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shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.

She was eating on my shlong muffin all night

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Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

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Studd Muffin

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up

Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)

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muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

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Muffin Song

An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.

Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.

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