When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby
“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god
ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here
A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
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《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》
You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.
“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”
Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.