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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard

Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly

by Jommbo March 1, 2025


mustard oil

some down bad shit

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here

by GotDemAirForces June 16, 2022


Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.

Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."

by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023


《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》

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《¤》Melissa《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》Mustard《¤》Bison《¤》melIssa《¤》fumUero《¤》musTard《¤》biSon《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025


Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022


Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023